Brittany vs. Angelina

An odd match up you say? Well, Brittany was interviewed by Matt Lauer last week, in what I can only call the worst botch job of how to handle publicity I've seen in years. And tonight, Angelina will be interviewed by Anderson Cooper, ahhh, The Coop, and will show us all how it is done.

Brittany either needs to fire her people, or her people need to quit over the fact she didn't listen to them. Let's break it down:

• If you want sympathy, don't dress like a that. You get to show a little leg or you get to show a little breast. But your breasts do not get to look like they are about to flop out and say hi at any minute.
• Brittany is not uncomfortable with her pregnant body as evidenced by the bikini clad shots of her at the beach splashed everywhere. So what the hell was with her posture? If you want to go for the I'm protecting my unborn baby look, try a black shirt that covers your chest and sit up straight!
• If you are going to cry, (can you hear me groaning?) do it gracefully. A few tears shown for the cameras and you sweetly ask Matt for a minute and you step off camera. Don't blubber for the public, its a very presumptious to think that the public cares that much.
• If you want to discuss the strength of your marriage, the main statement everyone takes away should not be, He's a man, its hard for him to deal with my millions.
• The issue of Sean Preston sitting on your lap while driving, your first story was good, I was scared, there were cameramen everyone...the "I did that with my grandpa ...its what we do, we're country." OH who let her go there????
• If you want the housewives of American to identify with you, don't talk about the woman that comes in once a week because your house is just too big for you to clean by yourself. Most housewives of America just rolled their eyes at you.
• And lastly someone please fire the idiot who did her makeup and made her look like a french whore, which actually did match the getup she was wearing.

Jolie was interviewed during her pregnancy by Diane Sawyer. She was dressed well, the obviously told the cameraman from what angle and how much of her they could show, her makeup was muted, but she still looked elegant and poised. I'm not a bit Jolie fan, but I will give her props at some point if not still now, she listened well to her coaches. Tune in to AC 360 tonight, she will show Brit how publicity is done.