I couldn't decide on a title so I used both, oddly enough in a way they both work for the whole thing.
I have been buried under investments and finishing up this quarter, thus I haven't written. Saturday this quarter will be over and I will be free for a week before I start the masochist schedule of three classes and a 10 hour drive.
I had to go to the doctor today. There are a few words that no woman wishes to hear from anyone with the letters MD behind their name. "Let's get you into the stirrups." Every woman needs to have a quota for how many times their feet can be in that position per year without it being for pleasurable purposes. My quota is one. And I have surpassed it....again. Going back to the odd part, I think the fear that struck in me today will be a lot like the fear I will feel on Saturday morning right before the test begins. I digress. So I have been having a lot of pain recently, not something I am unaccustomed to when it comes to the more female dedicated portions of my body. But this was different. This was a new creature that at first seemed like nothing and in three short days turned into Satan! I'll refrain from the gory details. But at the end when the Doctor says, "It's quite common, you did nothing wrong and you couldn't have prevented it." It is one of those times in life when you really want to look at the sky and say "And the purpose of this was??????" I guess men get hernias so it isn't like its one sided or anything. She assured me that it will be better before my final. Which is good because the fear that will be struck on Saturday morning has absolutely nothing to do with my Vee-jay-jay so it shouldn't factor into the equation by reminding me of its existence.
PS...let me just apologize now to any male readers who stopped reading at the word stirrups.
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